HOROSCOPE
January
1
Stethoscope: You listen to others well
through
Your mind often wanders and your body
February
23
sometimes follows. Avoid foods colored
blue.
February
24
through
March
31
April
1
April
2
through
August
10
August
11
through
October
28
October
29
through
December
31
Reflex Hammer: Sometimes you react too
slowly to your patients. You often get
hammered to avoid responsibility. Attack
your duties and not your patients.
Anoscope: Born on April Fool's day, you
like to play jokes. You are the type who
really gets behind his patients. You
should never eat with your fingers .
Urinary Catheter: You enjoy being under
pressure. Some people may think you are a
real drip, but you make friends quickly.
Syringe: Although you may ramble, you
always get to the point. Many people find
you irritating and turn their back on you.
Try to inject humor into work.
Insurance Forms: You are tedious and ask
far too many questions. You are not
pleasant to be around. You cause many
headaches for others. Still, the future
for you is bright and you will make a lot
of money.
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